obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
it glows. i had to have it.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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