U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
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Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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