are you so shy because you have an std?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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