whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
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You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
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I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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