the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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