i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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