i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
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