i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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