Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
These tits shall not be calmed
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