If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
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This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
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Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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