I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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