all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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