You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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