I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
My ass is underappreciated
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
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