I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
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halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
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I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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