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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.

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  your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence

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