I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle