My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.