so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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