How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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