Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
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He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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