I don't think brook has ever known best
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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