Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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