what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
