that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
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My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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