he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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