i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
