I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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