Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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