He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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