I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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