On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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