Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I just cut my nipple shaving
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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