all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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