i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
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I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
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