What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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