May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
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Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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