Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
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He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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