dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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