so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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