well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
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Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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