why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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