Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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