My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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