at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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