It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
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At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
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woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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