i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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