all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
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he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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