Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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