I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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