There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
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How does one acquire holy water?
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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