belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
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My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
ok first of all what the fuck
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