There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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