Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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