He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My penis needs a shock collar
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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