i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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